Torn Apart by Myths

Myths, myths, myths…

Bamboozles…claptrap…bummmph…clownish gods…jackass deities!

We are surrounded…outnumbered…hopelessly outgunned.

In short, the situation is excellent. We will attack!

Hesitating…we glance around. Our beat here is money; we don’t want to take our eye off the ball.

The price of oil recently hit $70 per barrel for the first time in four years.

JPMorgan CEO Jamie Dimon says we should prepare for 4% yields on US Treasuries.

Can the stock market survive 4% yields? Can the economy survive $70-per-barrel oil?

We don’t know…but we’ll find out.

Myths and mumbo-jumbo

In the meantime, let’s return to our attack on myths and mumbo-jumbo. And today, let’s talk about you, Dear Reader. What myth do you live by? How has it shaped your life?

We ran into a familiar public myth leaving Dulles International Airport on Sunday. Elizabeth was selected for a deep search. That is, she was taken aside.

A short woman in an oversized uniform put on a pair of blue gloves and proceeded to run them all over Elizabeth’s body…Every contour was followed; every hill and valley was explored.

We couldn’t decide; should we be jealous, outraged…or merely appalled?

Millions of hours…and trillions of dollars…have been spent on ‘homeland security’. But is anyone in the homeland safer?

We don’t know, but we do know that the scene we witnessed on Sunday was much more magic ritual than practical precaution. No one really thought Elizabeth posed a danger to air traffic safety — not the woman doing the search, not the fellow passengers, not her husband…no one.

And, in fact, she had no intention of bringing down the Aer Lingus plane. But the TSA agent gave her the attentions of a demented masseuse.

What is wrong with that woman?’ we asked ourselves, watching. ‘Her job is not worth doing, and certainly not worth doing well.

The myth of a terrorist threat took hold in 2003. Like all myths, there is some truth to it. But not much.

And the measures taken to meet the threat have done more harm than good. If there was only a handful of ‘terrorists’ then, there are surely more now.

But here too we see the perversity of myths. They are born in the imagination, but they shape the real world.

Torn apart by patriots

We imagine hobgoblins, bugaboos, and ghosts…and pretty soon, they’re eating our lunch and hiding our cell phone.

Global climate change, inequality, drugs, insurgents — every ‘problem’ invites a solution…and a man-made disaster.

Remember, the feds run what is essentially a protection racket. You pay. They protect. If you don’t pay, they burn your house down.

See,’ they say, ‘we told you it was dangerous out there.

The more dangerous you think it is, the more readily you turn to your protectors and give up your money and your dignity.

And myths can be hard to shuck. How many millions of people have gone through the TSA lines and watched the same sorry and pathetic spectacle…all worshipping ersatz gods at an absurd altar?

And who resists?

Challenge a popular myth and you risk being torn apart by patriots!

Myths are supple…stretchy…and accommodating. They cover sins. They disguise fraud. They harbor bamboozlers and flimflam men.

The counterfeiter says he is stimulating the economy. The war profiteer in Afghanistan says he is protecting the lives of schoolchildren in South Dakota. The professor at the University of Michigan gets paid to help ‘liberate society from hetero-normalised patriarchal oppression’.

In The Irish Times newspaper today is a headline: ‘Plan to reveal gender pay differences’.

The feds are on the case!

Men and women should be paid the same thing, they say. Again, there is some truth to it. It seems unfair to pay one group more than another.

And yet, tall men typically earn more than short men. Why? Should there be a public policy — equal pay for runts? White men typically earn more than black men. Should there be a public policy — equal pay for blacks? Jews earn more than Christians. Should there be a public policy — equal pay for goyim?

Large-scale myths — which become the basis for public policies — are usually win-lose scams. They favour some people…at the expense of everyone else.

The ‘War on Terror’, for example, is great for the security industry. It created it. And now, it can be counted on to fight it…with the last drop of your money.

And the as-yet-unannounced ‘War on Inequality’ is bound to be a winner, too — for someone.

Creating dragons

Private myths are different. We write the stories of our lives; we create dragons…and then slay them.

We are ‘the able and loyal worker’, for example, triumphing over want, idleness, and irrelevance.

We are the good husband, walking the line…providing for our family…resisting temptation.

We’re the good citizen. We read the papers. We vote. We join. We participate.

Or we’re a rich guy. We have a big house…a big boat…and a big stock market portfolio.

We are enlightened…and progressive.

Or we are a good conservative…maybe even a conservative Christian.

These descriptions may be ‘true’…until they are upended by events.

The good employee gets fired. The good husband is a good husband…until he meets a fetching cocktail waitress. The rich guy gets wiped out in a market crash…and has to fly in economy. And the Christian conservative votes for Donald J Trump!

Yes, Dear Reader…we are all human. Not always good, and not always bad…but always subject to influence. We need myths to make sense of them.

Once our heroic story is undone, we must tell a new story.

The good employee becomes the victim of a rapacious employer. The good husband buys a convertible and becomes a bon vivant. The rich guy becomes a Marxist. And the conservative thinks it is time for a change.

When things go wrong, you blame someone else — or simply deny the obvious contradictions.

Did we run off with the cocktail waitress? Or did our old wife lose interest and drive us away?

Did we really fail to do our job properly, as charged? Or was our employer trying to reduce his payroll by getting rid of his most senior and most competent workers?

Should we have known that it was a bubble? Or are bubbles as unpredictable as Alan Greenspan says?

As for The Donald, there is nothing Christian or conservative about him.

But who knows? God works in mysterious ways!

Regards,

Bill Bonner


Since founding Agora Inc. in 1979, Bill Bonner has found success and garnered camaraderie in numerous communities and industries. A man of many talents, his entrepreneurial savvy, unique writings, philanthropic undertakings, and preservationist activities have all been recognized and awarded by some of America’s most respected authorities. Along with Addison Wiggin, his friend and colleague, Bill has written two New York Times best-selling books, Financial Reckoning Day and Empire of Debt. Both works have been critically acclaimed internationally. With political journalist Lila Rajiva, he wrote his third New York Times best-selling book, Mobs, Messiahs and Markets, which offers concrete advice on how to avoid the public spectacle of modern finance. Since 1999, Bill has been a daily contributor and the driving force behind Markets and Money.


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