Trump’s Momma Didn’t Raise No Fool

Trump’s Momma Didn’t Raise No Fool

Yesterday, Treasury prices rose and yields had their biggest one-day fall in over two weeks.

Investors are turning their backs on risky stocks, in other words, in favour of traditionally ‘safe-haven’ bonds.

The Trump boomlet seems to be fading.

Lion of Queens

We left off yesterday after exploring one of two major directions for the next four years.

President Trump could really ‘go to war’ with the Deep State. And lose.

If this were to happen, investors would almost certainly get caught in the crossfire.

But don’t worry. This is extremely unlikely. The only way to bring the Deep State to heel is to cut off the EZ money funding that feeds it.

Mr Trump has not even suggested it. It’s not going to happen, not voluntarily at least.

Today, we explore the more likely possibility: The Lion of Queens will lie down with the swamp foxes of the Potomac…and together they will feast on the poor little lambs who elected him.

What would Donald do?

Reader feedback in the Diary Mailbag is running against us at a rate of about 2-to-1.

Most dear readers want us to give’The Donald’ a break. Many think we are criticising him. One even went so far as to suggest we were a ‘Hillary-loving closet liberal.

Alas, our lonely mission is to look…to laugh…to try to understand. Nothing more.

Novelists often invent characters. They put them in a situation. Then they ask: What would this character do?

‘Character is fate,’ said the ancients.

So today we ask: WWDD? What would Donald do?

Little by little, we come to understand Mr Trump better. He is a scoundrel and a cad, a tough hustler from beyond the East River, shrewd and egomaniacal. But we say that with as much admiration as disgust.

And little by little, we have a clearer idea of what he may do. He is what he is. He will do what he will do.

We are not criticising; he may be just what we need. Every empire has to come to an end. Trump might be the man for the job.

Moneymen and gunmen

Immediately after his election victory, Mr Trump brought the most powerful swamp critters — the moneymen and the gunmen — to his Trump Tower HQ in Midtown Manhattan.

He loaded up his cabinet with Goldman and Pentagon alumni. Then he backed away from slashing the benefits promised by Obamacare, saying his new plan would provide coverage for all the sheep.

And now, Trump’s pick to lead the Department of Energy, former Texas governor Rick Perry, says that when he pledged to abolish the department while campaigning for the presidency in 2012, he didn’t know how important it really was.

As Perry put it at his confirmation hearing last week:

In fact, after being briefed on so many of the vital functions of the Department of Energy, I regret recommending its elimination.’

Trump’s momma didn’t raise no fool.

Protected by big money, big guns, big oil, and big medicine, he will be free to spar with the less-important Deep Staters — academics, the media, the bureaucracy, businesses, foreigners, and the small fry.

Enemies of the people

Neither Republican nor Democrat, neither Liberal nor Conservative, this is the essence of Trumpismo — keeping the cronies off balance while remaining the hero of the little guys.

Delighting the guys in the red hats, Team Trump will take on a few token ‘enemies of the people’ and keep the cash flowing to the most powerful insiders.

What will be the result? A boom on Wall Street? GDP growth of 4%? A catastrophic depression?

Who knows? Lucky presidents are better than smart ones. And Mr Trump is famously lucky. He could even be both.

But tomorrow, we will look at why Trumpismo cannot really make America great again… And we introduce a radically new, simpler, and better way to understand the political economy.


Bill Bonner,
For Markets and Money, Australia

Bill Bonner

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Since founding Agora Inc. in 1979, Bill Bonner has found success and garnered camaraderie in numerous communities and industries. A man of many talents, his entrepreneurial savvy, unique writings, philanthropic undertakings, and preservationist activities have all been recognized and awarded by some of America's most respected authorities.

Along with Addison Wiggin, his friend and colleague, Bill has written two New York Times best-selling books, Financial Reckoning Day and Empire of Debt. Both works have been critically acclaimed internationally. With political journalist Lila Rajiva, he wrote his third New York Times best-selling book, Mobs, Messiahs and Markets, which offers concrete advice on how to avoid the public spectacle of modern finance. Since 1999, Bill has been a daily contributor and the driving force behind Markets and MoneyDice Have No Memory: Big Bets & Bad Economics from Paris to the Pampas, the newest book from Bill Bonner, is the definitive compendium of Bill's daily reckonings from more than a decade: 1999-2010. 

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slewie the pi-rat
Bill is trying to reckon whazzup. so is just about everybody else. pi-rat hypothesis: the Deep State [which may not be monolithic, but rather somewhat pluralistic] is 100% behind Trump, or he would not have been brought forward, and elected. his “agenda” has been designed by, vetted by, and approved by the Deep Peeps… … and awaaay we GO! that’s why he is surrounded by such “powerful” agents and agencies—to actually DO what he says he is going to do. TPTB bailed on Hillary, and probably engineered the Wikileaks, while instructing her to play along, and continue to blame the… Read more »
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