Fake Plastic Economy

Here we are at the end of another week. What have we learned?

Not much. Yesterday, the markets went nowhere.

So, we’ll think a bit more about Tim Geithner and the other men who rule us. Geithner wrote an article for The New York Times, “Welcome to the Recovery.”

The gist of the article was that, though the recovery wouldn’t be quick and easy, it was still real and moving forward.

You can read the article and come to your own conclusion, but we wonder:

Is Geithner really as “out-to-lunch” as he appears?

Or, is he just in showbiz…and he realizes it’s time for a happy tune?

Our guess is that it is both. What is most remarkable about this whole episode is that the people who are most responsible for it – in the sense that they caused it…and that they now pretend to fix it – still show no evidence of understanding what it going on. Geithner did mention that households were paying down their debts. But he did not seem to connect the dots. He saw debt repayment as a sign of recovery, when it is actually the source of the slump. Neither he, nor Larry Summers, nor Alan Greenspan – and certainly not Barack Obama – has ever explained why we have a problem, what the problem is, or what is likely to happen as a result.

It’s really very simple. The private sector ran up too much debt. It didn’t have the income to support the debt. So, the bad debt has to be destroyed. Companies go broke – their stocks and bonds go to zero. Houses are foreclosed. Consumers declare bankruptcy. Banks close their doors.

It’s not really such a big deal, in the grand, cosmic scheme of things. And maybe true Keynesian stimulus would help ease the pain. But who pays attention to Keynes? He said governments should do what Pharaohs did – store up surpluses in the fat years in order to release the savings in the lean years.

As Eric Krause puts it, a Doberman will stock up sausages before governments stock up savings. So, when the crunch came, governments had no savings with which to offset the debt destruction.

Too bad. But, that’s just the way it is.

They might have admitted their failure and promised to do better next time. Instead, they decided to rescue the debt-laded economy…yes, you guessed it…with more debt!

The project was so loony from the get-go, it made us laugh. But some of the biggest names in economics – Krugman, Stiglitz, et al – are still pushing for more debt-financed “stimulus.”

The trouble with it is obvious, theoretically. Practically, it is even more obvious. In order to get money to give to the private sector, the feds first have to take it from the private sector. Ha ha…

(Or they can just print it up…a la Zimbabwe…but that’s a whole ’nuther ballgame…one we will surely get to!)

And now we’re nearly two years into the stimulus programs. What have we got? Here’s The Financial Times with an update:

The grimness of US unemployment

Sluggish growth – meet sluggish jobs. Initial jobless claims – the number of people who file for unemployment insurance each week – jumped by 19,000 to 479,000, its highest level since April.

Economists polled by Reuters had been expecting a decline to 455,000.

After declining sharply in 2009, jobless claims have stayed in the same range of between 450,000 and 460,000. A number closer to 400,000 is what you would expect for an economy with sustainable jobs growth, according to the FT.

What makes unemployment especially grim is that it now lasts so long.

As we reported earlier this week, more than 1.4 million people have become members of the “99ers club” – people who have been out of work for 99 weeks or more and have exhausted their unemployment benefits.

Two years without working is a long time. You lose your job skills. You get so used to not working that working becomes hard to do. And employers see you as a risk, because you’re no longer active in the labor force and have not kept up with the latest trends in your field.

Many of these people may never work a real job again. Instead, they’ll be marginalized for the rest of their lives…along with the millions of others who have given up real careers and real incomes.


The stimulus campaigns have wrought pretty much what we expected. Instead of stimulating the private sector, the feds have replaced private sector spending with government spending. Government spending and investing is notoriously inefficient – which is to say, the politicians waste money. Much of the spending goes down a rat hole where it neither improves peoples’ lives nor stimulates economic activity.

Since the counter-cyclical spending began, about $2.5 trillion has been put to work. What has it produced? More jobs? Nope. Higher incomes? Definitely not. Higher asset prices? Maybe.

Geithner’s response is that “it would have been worse if we hadn’t done anything.” Here at Markets and Money, we don’t believe it. It would have been better if the feds had let the market clear…

Let it happen. Let it be. Let the chips fall where they may…so that others can pick them up and get to work again.

Summer is moving ahead…

The house is filling up. Maria is here. She’s invited her friends. An actress from Australia… Another French actress… A Swiss friend… Two fellows she met on the plane on the way over from LA…

A cousin and his wife from Maryland…an associate from Baltimore…

…a friend of Edward’s…a friend of Elizabeth’s…

…an antique dealer…a swimming instructor…

Well, it’s “la vie du chateau.” Which is how the French describe life in big country houses during the summertime. People come. People go. It’s a delight to visit with them.

Each summer, we try to find a cook to make “la vie du chateau” run a little smoother. Typically, we find an unemployed student…a friend of the family…or just someone we locate through an announcement on the Internet.

Invariably, the cook adds to the complex mixture of family/friends/associates…

“We’ve had some great cooks…and some terrible cooks,” Maria explained to her friend last night.

“It’s a very difficult job. I don’t know why. Maybe just because of so many personalities involved. And the cooks are never really professionals. So, a lot of them seem to crack under the pressure. Some retreat to their rooms and we never see them. Others just go mad.

“I remember Donovan got so annoyed at the children that he chased them out of the kitchen with a meat cleaver. What happened to Donovan? The last I heard he was living in an abandoned building in Geneva…I think he’s become a bum…”

“Then, there was Carole. She was our favorite. She is a black woman from Alabama. Boy, she made great food…fried chicken…grits…southern US cooking… And everyone loved her. And remember how she set Edward straight. She just looked at him and said in that Southern Alabama accent: ‘Edward, you’re just like my son. And now I’m gonna tell you what I told him…’

“Edward never gave her any trouble…

“But the next cook we had was terrible. She couldn’t cook. But that wasn’t so bad. The real problem was that she was crazy. She’d smile all the time. And she’d pretend to be super-nice. But you knew she hated us all…and we thought she was planning to poison us…or kill us in our sleep. I started locking my door at night, just as a precaution…

“And then, when we had that birthday party for Dad, she lost it completely. She just started drinking champagne and didn’t stop. And finally she fell down and had to be helped to her room. We didn’t see her again for a couple days. And then when she came out she was smiling again…that crazy, demented smile that gave us all the willies.”


Bill Bonner
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Bill Bonner

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Since founding Agora Inc. in 1979, Bill Bonner has found success and garnered camaraderie in numerous communities and industries. A man of many talents, his entrepreneurial savvy, unique writings, philanthropic undertakings, and preservationist activities have all been recognized and awarded by some of America’s most respected authorities. Along with Addison Wiggin, his friend and colleague, Bill has written two New York Times best-selling books, Financial Reckoning Day and Empire of Debt. Both works have been critically acclaimed internationally. With political journalist Lila Rajiva, he wrote his third New York Times best-selling book, Mobs, Messiahs and Markets, which offers concrete advice on how to avoid the public spectacle of modern finance. Since 1999, Bill has been a daily contributor and the driving force behind Markets and Money.
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Maybe you need two cooks.


Two fat ladies with a doberman Don?


Two fat ladies being chased by a doberman would do them some good methinks.


I love the ending to the article, my family have also employed cooks over the summer time in Australia when i have all my relatives visiting from the countryside so they can go to the beach. And i have had a few crack!! They go absolutly bat … crazy. I couldn’t understand it untill i took a week off to stay home and saw everyone running around the house talking and making requests etc. I think that would make me crazy very quickly!!

Ned S

Couldn’t have been a Aussie cook then Sparks? – Check out the Drover’s Cook yarn … And the drip kept drippin’ in! :)

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